Chinese Proverbs

A good friend just sent these "Chinese Proverbs" to me.
Want to share with everyone, but don't know why he calls them Chinese Proverbs!

*~Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*~Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .
*~Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
*~War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*~Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~Crowded elevator smell different to midget. 

The Secret

Today I want to share this part by Lisa Nichols
from "The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne

"The Universe is a masterpiece of abundance.
When you open yourself to feel the abundance of the Universe,
you'll experience the wonder, joy, bliss,
and all the great things that the Universe has for you
-- good health, good wealth, good nature.
But when you shut yourself off with negative thoughts,
you'll feel the discomfort,
you'll feel the aches,
you'll feel the pain,
and you'll feel as if everyday is painful to get through."

My First Blog

Great, today I created my own blog.
Now the challenge is to start posting.
As the blog title suggests, it will be posted with some of my reflections and thoughts.
And maybe postings of my travels.
And of course there will be pictures.
These will be my most treasured memories.
Invite suggestions for postings.