A good friend just sent these "Chinese Proverbs" to me.
Want to share with everyone, but don't know why he calls them Chinese Proverbs!
*~Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*~Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .
*~Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
*~War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*~Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Want to share with everyone, but don't know why he calls them Chinese Proverbs!
*~Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*~Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .
*~Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
*~War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*~Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
